OCCASIONALLY I'M ABSENT|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Yeah, you heard right. It's a common misconception that I sometimes appear sarcastic. Sure, I might launch a joke every now and then, but underneath this witty exterior, there's a deep well of emotions. And sometimes, that well just runs low, leaving me drained. That's when the sarcasm sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be ba