OCCASIONALLY I'M ABSENT|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Occasionally I'm Absent|Sometimes I'm Asleep

Occasionally I'm Absent|Sometimes I'm Asleep

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Yeah, you heard right. It's a common misconception that I sometimes appear sarcastic. Sure, I might launch a joke every now and then, but underneath this witty exterior, there's a deep well of emotions.

And sometimes, that well just runs low, leaving me drained. That's when the sarcasm sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be back to my usual self in a jiffy.

This is my costume

I made/crafted/put together this awesome outfit/getup/ensemble all by myself! It took me a bunch/ton/load of time/effort/work, but I think it turned out fantastically/amazingly/really well. People are already giving me/looking at me/complimenting me on how cool/unique/creative it is. I can't wait to show it off/wear it/rock it tonight!

Driven By Coffee and Mayhem

Life's a wild ride, right? Like a runaway rocket fueled by pure adrenaline and the sweet nectar of soda. We're not afraid to jump in with both feet the madness. Some days it's about grindin'. Other days it's about conquering the chaos and coming out on top.

  • This ain't your grandma's tea party
  • We thrive on pressure

Expect the unexpected.

Introvert But Willing to Discuss Cats

I may be a bit shy/somewhat reserved/an introvert by nature, but don't let that fool you! When it comes to feline companions/cats/all things kitty, I'm more than happy to chat/eager to discuss/ready to share my knowledge. Whether we're talking about breeds, personalities, or even cat memes I'm your go-to person/reliable source/enthusiastic conversationalist. So feel free to approach me/start a conversation/engage in a discussion about our furry friends/loved ones/companions anytime!

  • I can tell you all about/ I have lots of stories about/My favorite thing to do is talk about
  • different cat breeds

Chill Out With Some Grub

When life throws you a curveball, it's important to remain composed. But sometimes, all you need is a little pick-me-up to get back more info on track. That's where snacks come in!

Some munchies can do wonders for your mood. It's like a mental break in the middle of your day. Plus, it prevents hanger.

So next time things get stressful, remember: Keep Calm and Carry Snacks! It's a simple mantra that can really help in your daily life.

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About crocheting

Proceed with caution. This individual may unexpectedly launch into a passionate discussion about their favorite yarn/thread types. Be prepared for lively debates on needle sizes. While they are generally friendly and approachable, attempts to steer the conversation away from their beloved hobby may be met with polite but firm resistance.

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